User:Followed by 100 zeroes/MLNWikiHolism

This quiz, like Wikipedia's Wikipediholism test, will test you on whether you are a serious MLNer or not. Answer the questions below. The number in parentheses show how much you will score if you answer "yes."

When you use MLN

 * Have you been using MLN...
 * for more than a day? (1)
 * for more than two days? (1)
 * for more than a week? (3)
 * for more than a month? (5)
 * for more than three months? (10)
 * for more than six months? (50)
 * for more than a year? (100)
 * for more than two years? (-1000, LIAR!!!)
 * Do you use MLN...
 * at least once a year? (1, by the way, have you read the thing about harvest limits?)
 * at least once a month? (2)
 * at least once a week? (10)
 * at least once a day? (100)
 * at least once an hour? (200)
 * at least once a minute? (500)
 * Are you using it now? (500)
 * Did you just open up MLN in another browser so you can answer "yes" to the above question? (-5000, cheap)
 * Do your MLN sessions last...
 * one minute? (5)
 * two minutes? (10)
 * five minutes? (20)
 * ten minutes? (30)
 * half an hour? (50)
 * an hour? (-1000, LIAR!!!)
 * Do people ever complain that you use MLN too much? (20)
 * Do you agree with them... (-10)
 * or not? (10)
 * Do you ever feel a sudden urge to get on MLN and harvest your items... (20)
 * ...and does this always happen at the wrong time? (30)
 * ...so much that it gets annoying? (10)
 * Do you always follow the urge? (20)

You on MLN

 * Are you...
 * rank 0? (-100, why are you taking this test?)
 * rank 1? (1)
 * rank 2? (5)
 * rank 3? (10)
 * rank 4? (20)
 * rank 5? (50)
 * rank 6? (100)
 * rank 7? (200)
 * rank 8? (500)
 * rank 10? (1000)
 * rank 11? (-10,000, LIAR!!!)
 * Not including Networkers, do you have...
 * at least one friend? (1)
 * at least five friends? (10)
 * at least ten friends? (50)
 * at least 50 friends? (100)
 * at least 100 friends? (500)
 * at least 500 friends? (-1000, LIAR!!!)
 * Are you annoyed by the fact that you're at the maximum number of friends? (50)
 * Do you try to keep all the Networkers you can befriend on your friendlist? (100)
 * Are you a Networker? (-1000, are you on the Networker list? No!)
 * Or are you a secret one? (-5000, your excuse didn't work)
 * Do you wish you could make a Networker? (50)
 * Do you think you're a Networker? (100, go visit the psychologist)