User:Followed by 100 zeroes/Rank 12 Walkthrough

As User:Killerbreadbug72 builds his Rank 11 Walkthrough, I'll work on my joke Rank 12 Walkthrough.


 * 1) Befriend Someone.
 * 2) Go to Someone's page and buy a Nothing Module, Rank 1 blueprint for 100 Red LEGO Bricks. Build it for 100 Red LEGO Bricks and put it out. It grows one Thingum every two days and takes up one slot.
 * 3) Buy the Blank at Someone's page for 100 Thingums. Send it to Someone.
 * 4) Someone will give you the Gizmo blueprint. It takes 50 Red LEGO Bricks and 5 Thingums to build.
 * 5) Befriend Person.
 * 6) Trade 50 Gizmos for the Nothing Module, Rank 2 blueprint at Person's page. It grows two Thingums a day, much faster than the Nothing Module. Be warned, though, it takes up much more space (three slots.)
 * 7) Befriend Anonymous.
 * 8) Send Anonymous a Gizmo.
 * 9) Anonymous will reply with the Badge of Pointlessness. Build it -- it costs 100 Thingums and a Gizmo.
 * 10) Befriend the secret Networker That Guy Over There.
 * 11) Buy the Null Module blueprint for 100 Gizmos. Build it for 100 Red LEGO Bricks. It grows one Doodad a day.
 * 12) Trade five Doodads for the Utter Nothingness Masterpiece. Trade another 100 for a Thing.
 * 13) The items you need for the Masterpiece are 1000 Red LEGO Bricks, 500 Thingums, 100 Gizmos, 5 Blanks, and a Thing. You will be able to obtain those via the trades and Modules you have obtained.